My Day on the Hartford Line Was Really Weird (plus station reviews!)

Jun 19, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 12 Comments

So the CTrail Hartford Line opened up on Saturday! I…uh…I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many strange characters in a single day. Read on, and you’ll find out every weird thing that happened to me, as well as reviews of every station on the line.

The whole mess began, as many messes do, with Greyhound. My friend Jeff and I were getting the 6:45 Greyhound bus to Springfield, where we would board the first ever southbound Hartford Line trip and ride to New Haven. The bus ticket said the bus was boarding at 6:25, and I planned to get there even a little earlier because I had been suffering from a stomach bug for the past few days, so I needed to accomodate my body if it had any ideas.

“I’ll get the 5:30 83!” I had told myself the night before. But right when I was about to leave, I remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday, the 5:30 83 doesn’t exist.” Okay, Red Line it is. I got to South Station at 6:10, and luckily, the bug was cooperating, so I had to get to the bus terminal as slowwwwwly as possible. How should I do that?

Of course! Take the elevator from the Red Line to the Commuter Rail station that feels like it’s somewhere illegal (see review for details)! An Amtrak employee joined me on the ride. “I don’t want to go to work,” she said. “I just want to take a nap.” “Yeah,” I responded. “I feel that.”

I eventually did make it to the bus terminal, but I was still too early, so I just stared at the regional bus map for a while. Jeff must’ve gotten past me without me noticing, because I got a text saying “Meet me at Gate 7.” I walked to Gate 7, where I saw Jeff standing in line for a bus going to…”Worcester.” “Is this the right gate?” I asked. “Watch my stuff; I’m going to ask at the counter,” Jeff said.

Yup, that makes a lot of sense.

So yes, it turned out this bus was going to Syracuse via Springfield. Now we could focus on the other problem: it was 6:40, and the bus hadn’t shown up yet. There were buses in the two gates next to ours, but nothing at Mr. “Board at 6:25 for the Bus to ‘Worcester'” Gate 7! The bus had now gotten so late that it had disappeared and the gate sign had changed to the 9:45 trip to Screw You, KS. Or something.

Also, very important: Jeff had gotten priority boarding. He gets motion sick on long bus rides, so he needed to make sure we would get a seat in the front of the bus. The problem was that this single-file line didn’t seem like it was very likely to accommodate any priority boarding passengers. “I paid two dollars for priority boarding,” he said, “and I’m gonna get it. I don’t care what it takes.”

Finally, at 6:55, the bus pulled in. “Bus to Worcester, Springfield, Albany, Syracuse!” the driver shouted. “Please have your tickets ready!” Jeff bolted out of line to show his priority boarding ticket. “Uh, okay,” the driver said. “Anyone with priority boarding, please step forward!” No one else had gotten it.

The ride itself was uneventful until we got to Springfield and pulled into the berth. A Greyhound employee stormed up to the door of the bus. “You can’t be in this berth!” she yelled up. “You have to be in Berth 26! You could be fined for this!” “Okay,” the driver responded. “But they told me Berth 21.” He turned to the passengers. “Everyone please sit down,” he called out. “EXCUSE ME YOU HAVE TO MOVE RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOU COULD BE FINED 1500 DOLLARS!” the lady outside screamed. “Lovely woman,” muttered the driver as he reversed to go loop around.

“What’s going on? I need to get off!” asked a passenger as she came scrambling up to the front. “Don’t worry,” some other people said. “We’re just going to another berth.” But one old man, in the most condescending way possible, said, “If you had taken those headphones out of your ears, you would’ve known what was going on.” Ouch!

But we were finally here at Springfield Union Station. Points of interest included the departure boards finally kinda working and the really nice CTrail ticket machines. Sure, each one seemed to have a defect of some kind, but they were overall great. They even programmed in that tickets were $0.00 for the weekend, so we got some for our trip.

Okay…no bus or Amtrak departures…and the destination is wrong…yeah, the sign isn’t perfect.

These smaller signs are just for CTrail, I guess. They’re supposed to talk, but they don’t.

These are awesome!

$0.00!

We went up to the platform, where it was foamer central. If you don’t know what a foamer is, think of them as the reason I call myself a transit enthusiast and not a railfan. They’re the kind of people who go up to the edge of the yellow line and squat down just to get a picture of a signal box or something. I’m sorry if this offends anyone, but I really hate that kind of behavior.

The crowded platform.

One man stood out among the crowd. He had an American flag top hat, an American flag shirt, and American flag shorts. And, of course, he came up to us. He said he was from Boston and he was “fanning” the line. “Hey, I think I saw you on NBC!” he said to me. “Oh yeah, thanks!” I responded. “Yeah, you got the T running for its money,” he said. “You had some great idea or something, right?” “Uhhh…I’m not sure?” I said. “Yeah,” he replied. “It was a great idea. I get a lot of ideas, but the T won’t listen to me.” Okay, I’m sure you do.

At one point, a Springfield police car was driving up on the elevated station. “Is that an actual road or just the right-of-way?” Jeff asked. “It’s the right-of-way,” our American friend replied. “But the weird thing is that this isn’t even their jurisdiction.” “Yes, it is,” Jeff said, “It’s their town!” “Uh uh uh…yeah, I guess.” American friend stuttered.

I’d recognize those horrible ex-MBTA West German cars anywhere!

Aw, it’s going way down there?

As would become the theme for the day, the train coming up arrived late. Jeff and I made our way to the back to meet his friends from New York, Kurt and Sunny, who had come up from New Haven. On the way, we passed an old man wearing a full-body pink spandex jumpsuit. Just thought I’d mention that.

Getting a shot from the front. I guess I’m a foamer now too…

The ride to New Haven was pretty nice! It was scenic, we were talking, and the car had no AC. Yeah, that was a blast. It didn’t help that the train was getting packed, because of course it was, because the fares were free. The dwell times at each station were ridiculous, since the conductors had to manually open and close each door themselves, not to mention the huge crowds getting on at each one.

The car when we were just getting on. Looks basically the same as the T ones, except with a map on the end.

Crossing the Connecticut River!

Standing room only.

It was somewhere between Wallingford and New Haven that I decided to check the itinerary I had made for myself, my plan being to go back up the line and review every station. Hang on…none of these trains I had put down actually exist! It slowly dawned on me as I told everyone: “I need to change this itinerary.”

“Well, you have the three best people to help you do it,” Jeff said. Our train was scheduled to get into New Haven Union Station at 11:29. There was a 215 bus leaving for Wallingford at 12:56 (it was running late). That meant that if I reviewed New Haven Union and New Haven State in a little over an hour, I could make that bus. Well…except our train was 25 minutes late. That made things more exciting.

The New Haven platform.

We got to New Haven Union Station and Jeff and Kurt headed off to the bathroom, while Sunny and I took on the task of reviewing the station. I started going down the stairs, but Sunny called out “You know, if you’re gonna review the platforms, you might as well do it now!” Good point. There are four platforms, and they’re all basically the same: vending machines, staircases and elevators downstairs, and then a whole lot of nothing. Also, I was reviewing a Metro-North station! How cool is that?

The tunnels connecting the platforms.

The entrance to each platform has nice, modern screens saying when the next train on that platform is departing and what stops it’s making. Each one is connected by two long, weird tunnels, and I don’t know why, but I really like them. They’re quite unique architecturally! It would make more sense if each one was only for one direction, but they don’t seem to do it that way, so it ends up being a little chaotic.

Odd place for one of these…

The tunnel ends with a few shoe-shining chairs, and the path curves to the left. You enter an atrium that has a Dunkin’ Donuts on one side and a really sketchy-looking Sbarro on the other. It’s also just weird to see a Sbarro in any place other than a mall food court or an airport. From the atrium, there are escalators, stairs, and an elevator leading up to the main station. There’s also an office for the…ahem…MTA police. I’m reviewing a Metro-North station!!!!!!

Oh yeah, this station is legit.

The main hall of New Haven Union is awesome. Benches go all down the middle of it, and each one has a different model train on the top, which is the cutest and most amazing thing I’ve ever seen in a train station! There’s a big electronic departure board on one wall of the room, and it manages to not look too ugly, which I say is an achievement (being an electronic departure board and all).

A few different aspects of the station on view.

One long wall of the building is lined with ticket offices and machines, while the other side has some retail: Dunkin’ Donuts, a convenience store, and a Subway. And as much as I like Subway, its presence in here is a little annoying because it makes the whole room smell like…Subway. Going out to where the intercity bus terminal is, there’s a small atrium with an Avis office, some brochures, and a payphone.

Welp…this is about it for the intercity bus terminal.

No waiting area. No departure board. The intercity bus terminal is literally a wastebasket and a bunch of lines painted on the ground. Well, geez, that’s lame. There’s also a Greyhound Package Express here…maybe you could wait in there? At least it’s an inside room with shelter! There’s a parking lot next to the bus terminal with Avis cars in it, so that’s what the office from before is for – you can rent cars from here!

Outside the station.

Coming around to the main entrance of the station on Union Ave, there’s valet parking, taxi parking, and a bus stop in front of the station’s facade. Of course, there isn’t much around the station itself, because…well, Union Station is kind of in the middle of nowhere, at least relative to downtown. That’s too bad, but I guess they needed a bunch of space to put in this big station.

Back inside.

We came back to the main hall and took another hallway. This one had a bunch of vending machines, and further down, there were drinking fountains and bathrooms. They were really busy and I didn’t have time to get a good look inside, but it looked like a perfectly fine bathroom, from what I saw. There’s also an ATM in a separate room.

This station goes heavy on the atriums!

Coming around to the north end of the building, one can look down and see the escalators down to the tunnel to the platforms. There are a few lame brochures here and that’s about it, but the door leads to a path to the station’s parking garage. The whole thing is sheltered, which is much appreciated.

Inside the parking garage.

I can’t get any information on how many spaces this garage has, but I’d assume a lot, since, you know, it’s a garage. It costs $2.00 per hour or $18.00 per day, which is insane. A monthly pass is $95.00!!!! Interestingly, though, the whole thing was pretty full. Sunny and I did the obligatory trip to the station’s roof to get the view, and there were a ton of cars up there. Also, from the elevator to the lot on the roof, there was just a curb with no cut. Sorry, wheelchair users! There’s also extensive bicycle parking and a surface lot just north of the garage.

The station…from above.

So overall, I really liked Union Station. It mixes modern elements with old classical train station architecture, and it all comes together to make a great station. Cons include the practically nonexistent intercity bus terminal and the exorbitant cost of parking (the monthly pass for which Jeff would like to point out is cheap for both a New York station and an Amtrak intercity station). Final Verdict: 8/10

A Hartford Line train…from above. Also, bonus Metro-North!

Jeff and Kurt had to get back to their respective destinations, but Sunny was able to stay for New Haven State. We said goodbye and hopped onto the 12:12 Shore Line East train there. It was my first time on Shore Line East, which was very exciting, and I was shocked at how busy it was!

The train departing New Haven State.

So New Haven State is a rather simple station, but I like it. The platforms are very typical: they’re sheltered for the most part (it’s a small station), and they’ve got benches, wastebaskets, and recycling bins on them. There are some detailed departure boards on TV screens, and though they’re very dim, they’re super nice to see. It also has train status boards all along it, also very nice.

A ticket machine and some bus schedules.

There are stairs and a very rickety old elevator leading up to the upper mezzanine. It has a Metro-North ticket machine, some CTtransit bus schedules, and a “press for heat lamps” button. Maybe it’s because it’s the summer, but…those heat lamps didn’t work. Well, shoot. From here, a footbridge leads to the station entrance.

The station’s dramatic entrance.

State Street’s entrance is super modern. This is where the CTrail ticket machine is – it’s on the way to the Track 1 entrance. Track 1 is the Union Station-bound track, so it’s a little weird that the machine is there, but okay, sure. The station also has a portable restroom (because of the Hartford Line bathroom debacle) and some sheltered bike racks.

The two things described in the previous sentence.

The best thing about State Street is, of course, its proximity to downtown. This station is much better located to all of New Haven’s attractions. It’s also a rather nice modern station with a few strange quirks, such as the awful elevators and the placement of the ticket machines. The fact that a good amount of Amtrak Shuttle trains don’t stop here is an annoyance, too. Final Verdict: 7/10

Now Sunny and I headed over to the New Haven Green, the big bus terminal of the city. I went up to the ticket vendor to get myself a day pass, and the guy gave me a free CTtransit ticket holder along with it! Well worth the $3.50. Sunny had to head out from here, so we said goodbye as I hopped aboard the 215 bus to Wallingford.

Oh, excuse me, 215M. Thanks for adding letters to everything, CTtransit New Haven.

I gotta say, this ride was pretty darn unbearable. It was long, it was slow, we had to make deviations, and the scenery just wasn’t all that interesting. I did kind of like it when we left this long section of suburban businesses and it became just nice houses lining the road, and that was where the bus started to get faster, too.

On to Meriden!

There was no crosswalk to the Wallingford Station parking lot, so I just had to jaywalk across busy North Colony Road. The lot had some awesome foliage in it, it had space for 221 cars, and the fee is just $2.00 a day. It’s actually free until September, too!

The drop-off area.

The station’s entrance has a lovely wooden shelter where people can wait for their rides. Under that shelter are also some bike racks (although not enough, in my opinion), parking pay stations, and a CTrail ticket machine. On the other end of the parking lot, there’s another shelter for waiting for pickups as well.

Looking down the platform.

So this is the standard design we’ll be seeing for the next few stations. It’s a sheltered high-level platform with benches and wastebaskets under the whole thing. There are train status boards all along the platforms, plus a shelter on each side that has a really noisy departure board in it. They honestly show far better information than the status boards, which use the same voice as the one on Commuter Rail trains and tell you the train is boarding ten minutes before its scheduled arrival.

Up on the station’s footbridge.

These stations all have footbridges between the platforms, and they’re all basically the same. The architecture is really nice – modern, but with a lot of character. People have the option of using stairs or glass elevators to get up to the top, and vice versa on the other side. There are also departure boards up here.

Looking down the station…from above.

The station is staggered, so the southbound platform empties right out to the second entrance on Parker Street, while the northbound one has a long path to it. There’s another parking lot on the western side of the station with many of the same amenities, including a few more bike spaces. So yeah, this one is pretty nice. Final Verdict: 8/10

A southbound Shuttle train.

And now, after the station had been reviewed, I had 40 minutes until the next train was scheduled to arrive. The station was getting busier, and there were CTrail ambassadors around to tell people how everything worked. “The 2:38 train will take you to Springfield,” I heard one of them tell a family. “I’m pretty sure that only goes to Hartford,” I told the ambassador. “Really?” she said, checking her schedule. Now both ambassadors had to go tell everyone that they would actually have to wait in Hartford for 40 minutes for a Springfield train…

Man, it was boring here. I didn’t have enough time to go check out the town, so I was just stuck here at the increasingly busy station. I looked down the platform. Most of the people were just families checking out the line, except…oh no…it was American flag man! I ducked back so he wouldn’t see me.

Someone else came up to me at some point. “Hey, are you a railfan?” he asked. “I guess,” I said begrudgingly, hating to refer to myself as such. “Yeah, I like to railfan in New York,” he said, pulling out his phone. “I have videos of the Bronx…Brooklyn…Queens…the Bronx again…”

“I live in Hartford,” he continued. “Oh, you must like the CTfastrak!” I said, since that was a major development for Hartford. “Oh no,” he said. “I don’t do buses. I only do trains. No buses for me.” Sigh…alright, wow, he really was a “railfan.”

The CTrail train finally arrived, running late of course. “It’s so beautiful,” my railfan friend said. “Not really,” I responded. “It’s a really bad West German car from over 30 years ago.” “Trains are so beautiful…” he responded. We stepped on, and he wanted to go to the front, where a bunch of teenagers were crowding the front window, all fighting to get a view with their cameras. One of them was Facebook Live-ing the whole thing. Because I’m sure a ton of people want to watch that live.

I had no desire to interact with these people. “Look, a signal!” one of them exclaimed, pointing at, yes, a normal railroad signal. However, the man from Hartford wanted to, so I just stood back and let them have their conversation. The 9 minutes to Meriden was a long 9 minutes.

Oho, a meet! Geez, I’m foaming again…

Meriden was very similar to Wallingford. It had the same architecture, the same amenities on each platform, the same footbridge, everything. This one was cool, though, because it was pushed right up against a downtown block of buildings. There was an exit to that street, Colony Street, as well as south to Main Street.

The station…from above.

But Meriden does have one thing special about it: its full name is Meriden Transportation Center. That’s because the station is also the hub of all CTtransit Meriden bus routes! Okay, it’s basically just a few shelters with no actual berths, but this system is so tiny that that’s basically all you need for its central hub. There’s also a drop-off area that’s separate from the parking lot, which has 65 spaces, $2.00 a day. This is another good station. Final Verdict: 8/10

The bus area.

I again had time until the train was supposed to come, so I decided to see where the loud gospel music was coming from. It turned out there was a religious festival going on in the nearby Meriden Green. I didn’t want to go in there, partially because…yes, there was American flag man wandering around the festival. I’m glad he was enjoying it.

There was a food truck there because of the festival, so I did go to that to buy a bottle of water for a dollar (not bad!). After that, I hung out on this nice bridge overlooking a river. It was a very pleasant experience, especially since I had the lovely music coming from the nearby festival.

Awesome!

I got back to the station in time for the train’s scheduled arrival, but, of course, it was late. And what did end up coming was…a Shore Line East train? “We’re standing room only,” the conductor yelled out as the train came in. I was only going one stop, so I didn’t really care. It was annoying to see that there was another car, completely empty, that wasn’t open, but it must’ve had something to do with the number of conductors on board.

This ride was rather unbearable too, mostly because I was standing in the aisle and people kept trying to get past me. Also, there was this one woman who was blasting old R&B music and singing along to it…badly. Yeah, that didn’t exactly help make the ride more enjoyable.

Shore Line East, you really need better locomotives…

Okay, guess what! Berlin is exactly the same as the ones before it! The one difference is that there’s a part of the northbound platform that’s still under construction, but it doesn’t have too much of an impact on riders. There’s a low-level platform at the end of the construction zone that I assume is the old Amtrak station that was here before, and that’s kinda cool, I guess. There are 220 parking spaces this time around, again for $2 a day. Final Verdict: 8/10

The station…from above.

Now I had to make the decision about whether it would be better to A) Wait for a train, B) Wait for a 512, take it to New Britain, and do a 101 to Hartford, or C) Just walk to New Britain. The bus was coming in 15 minutes, the train in about half an hour, but they would both get me to Hartford in about the same amount of time. Walking seemed like a bad idea at this point.

Suddenly…a train horn? Yes, that was definitely a train horn. I got up and looked down the tracks. It was a random Amtrak train! And it was in service! “Train to Hartford and Springfield,” the conductor said as he stepped out. Okay, well, this was a stroke of luck!

I was so shocked that this was the only picture I could get!

It was nice to finally have a seat on a train. This was also my first Amfleet all day, and there was an issue of The National in the seat pocket, so I started to read it. Someone kept pacing up and down the train. I had been seeing him a lot all day. Eventually he asked me “Is this seat taken?” “No, go ahead,” I responded, and he sat down.

“So you’ve been railfanning the line a lot, huh?” he said. “Yeah, I guess I have,” I responded. “Hey, you look familiar,” he said. “Do you happen to write a blog?” “Yeah, I do!” I said. “Miles on the MBTA?” he asked. “Yeah!” I exclaimed. He said he used to read the blog a lot, which was awesome to hear!

He said he really didn’t have an itinerary, but he had just riding up and down all day. His current goal was to get to Springfield. I told him about my goal to review every station, and how I had to change my itinerary because of the train times being totally wrong. Unfortunately for him, our train suddenly stopped just south of Hartford where the single track begins. “We’re waiting for another train,” the conductor said. “If you’re going up to Springfield, you won’t be able to connect to the next train back. You’ll have to get on the one that leaves at 9:50.”

This was bad for my companion, because he had a hard deadline at 7 – that was when his coach bus was leaving Hartford. The situation gave me an idea, though. Instead of getting off at Hartford and taking a bus to Windsor, taking a train to Windsor Locks, and walking to the 30 bus from there (almost an hour, no sidewalks), I could take this train to Windsor Locks, get the train from Windsor Locks to Windsor, and get a bus back to Hartford!

I told my companion about the plan and started going through the schedules to make sure it would all work. He said he’d go up to Windsor Locks with me – since he couldn’t go to Springfield, he might as well go as far up the line as possible. First we had to move, though – it was embarrassing sitting here and watching the CTfastrak buses speed by on the parallel road! Finally, we started moving, and, in the longest ride of the day since the initial full run, we rode up to Windsor Locks.

Oh dear…this is desolate…

Of all the stations to have company for, I’m glad it was Windsor Locks, because this was by far the worst one on the line! I’ll talk about the non-platform elements first. There are “30” free parking spaces, but there are extra spaces that are up to interpretation – plenty of people also parked in a dirt patch next to the lot. Oh, and let’s talk about its bus connection:

OH DEAR LORD.

You know how Streetsblog does that “Sorriest Bus Stop” contest every year? Well, this is a pretty good contender for that! If you want to connect to the 905 bus from here, you have to walk across (and wait in) a patch of waist-deep, presumably tick-infested grass! Yeah, this is one of the worst bus stops I’ve ever seen. But now, back to the platform…

I am standing at one end of the platform. That is the other end.

So. This is the extent of the platform. And sure, it’s better than Hastings or Plimptonville or whatever other bad Commuter Rail station you want to insert there. But here’s the thing that makes Windsor Locks truly awful: on the shelter, it says “Designated Smoking Area.” Not the vast parking lot. No, the station’s main shelter and only enclosed space is the…”Designated Smoking Area.” So…have fun getting your lungs destroyed while you wait here! Final Verdict: 2/10

As we were waiting here, a smarmy guy in a fake conductor’s uniform and his friend came on to wait with us. “I know every conductor and engineer on the line,” he said to us smugly. “Actually, probably more than everyone.” Ughhhhhhhhhh. “Train 488 is definitely gonna get here before 467,” he said (488 being the northbound and 467 being the southbound). But no, luckily, the southbound train came first. And it was the Shore Line East one!

Good to see you again!

We had the choice of a packed car with AC, or a practically empty car with no AC. “We have to take the car with AC,” Mr. Conductor said, and he led us into that car. There didn’t appear to be any seats available, but we kept going forward. “BACK!” he suddenly shouted, so I, at the end of the line, turned around and started going towards the non-AC car.

He and his friend were coming with us, but suddenly, they turned around and just grabbed two seats in the AC car. Okay, if you didn’t want our company, you could’ve been nicer about it! My companion thought it was just because they wanted the AC, which was probably true. I mean…I hope it was true.

At Windsor, I left my friend and we waved goodbye through the window. I never got your name, but if you’re reading this…hi! Thanks for coming up to Windsor Locks with me! Anyway, Windsor was also a low-level platform, but it had a ton of benches along it, as well as a lovely building. There were places to sit under its awning, but the inside of it has been converted to what looked like an art studio. There also might one day be a second platform here, because they were doing double-track construction.

The charming platform.

There were signs saying there was parking here, but I could not for the life of me find the lot! On the Hartford Line website, it says there’s a 22-space lot here with free parking, so I assume I couldn’t find it because it was so small? I guess that’s a problem that the parking can’t be found, but this station isn’t too bad overall. Final Verdict: 7/10

Remember how I mentioned that stomach bug? Yeah, well, it was starting to act up around this point. I originally thought to go to the library, but wait, it was closed. Luckily, there was a Subway across the street, and they tend to have bathrooms, so I went in there. The cheapest thing on the menu appeared to be those awful processed fast food apple slices, so I decided to get one of those.

“Could I have some apples, please? And a bathroom key?” I asked. “Oh, the bathroom is just open,” the cashier responded. “Oh…” I responded. “Uh…do I have to get the apples then? I’m just here to go to the bathroom. I mean, I can still get them if you want. Uh…what do you want? I don’t mind.” The guy stared at me. “I’ll ring you up,” he said.

My ride back to Hartford!

I did my business, threw out the disgusting apples (sorry), and walked to the bus stop to get a 32/40 back to Hartford. Why is it called that? I assume it combines the 32 and the 40 in some way. It’s CTtransit, so nothing ever makes sense. Anyway, this bus ended up going through some rougher parts of Hartford, and it was an interesting ride. All the passengers seemed to know each other.

In downtown Hartford.

When I was getting closer to downtown, Sunny texted me. “You’re not on the 7:55 bus, are you?” it said. “It’s running REALLY late.” I checked the Greyhound tracker, and sure enough, it said it was supposed to be getting to Hartford at 9:30. Now, granted, the tracker was pretty inaccurate, and based on the bus location and the traffic conditions, it would arrive more at around 8:20. Still, it did mean I had some extra time on my hands. The first order of business, of course, was to review Hartford Union Station.

The station building.

I like how the most prominent thing about Hartford Union Station from Asylum Ave, the main drag next to it, is an unrelated restaurant. In order to get to the station itself, you have to walk up Union Place. Okay, I will say that there’s a staircase from Asylum Ave up to the platform that you can use, too, but I wanted to see the main station.

I got terrible pictures of the atrium, apparently. Here’s one of them.

Hartford has one of the lamest station atriums I’ve ever been in. The whole thing is completely bare aside from a row of benches against one of the walls. There’s no grand departure board, just a lame TV screen showing the departures and arrivals. The place is functional, but it’s just really boring.

Here we go!

All the action happens down a set of stairs (or a long-winded walk to an elevator)…in a low-ceilinged, boring room. Here, there are benches, ticket offices for Amtrak and Peter Pan, ticket machines for CTrail, a Subway, and a Dunkin’ Donuts. Unlike the huge empty atrium, which feels way too spacious, this crowded, tiny room feels way too cramped.

Up on the high platform.

Stairs and a big elevator lead up to the platform, but the low-level section of it has been closed to passengers. Now, they’re directed to go to the high-level portion, which you have to walk a ways down to get to. It’s your standard platform: it’s fully sheltered, and there are benches and wastebaskets along it, as well as train status signs. Basically, what we’ve come to expect, except less modern this time around.

The coach bus terminal.

Also accessible from the main area is the coach bus terminal. It’s very bland, but it’s functional enough. It’s all sheltered, and there are some benches out here in case you want to wait for the bus outside. There’s also a center island between the coach bus parking and Spruce Street, and this is where people can wait for pickups and where many CTtransit buses stop.

The Hallway of Vending Machines.

Again from the main area, there’s a hallway with your standard fare: an ATM, a parking pay station for the nearby Spruce Street lot (200 spaces), some payphones that work (!), and some vending machines. Also…two claw machines and some spinner game. Yes, there’s a mini arcade within Hartford Union Station. A stupid arcade, but technically an arcade. Also, this hallway is where the bathrooms are, and they seemed fine (again, they were too busy to justify going into).

Interesting…

Also, there’s one final corridor from the main atrium, and it leads to this funny little bus station. There are plenty of CTtransit routes that board from here; I guess it’s enough to justify having this indoor waiting area? It gets the job done. As does most of this terminal, I guess, although it sure is…problematic. Final Verdict: 6/10

So, I was finished reviewing the terminal and I still had half an hour until the late bus was going to arrive. Well, there was a CTfastrak coming in one minute, and I couldn’t visit Hartford without riding it, so I ran to the stop and hopped on! I’ve actually done a full CTfastrak ride before (it never made it onto the blog), but it was still awesome to be doing it again.

I figured out that in order to get back to the station by 8:20, I would have to get off at Newington Junction. That wasn’t bad – it was more than halfway down the line. We arrived there, and I got off and crossed the tracks. The only other person there was a girl who looked like she was about sixteen. We sat far apart from each other in silence.

“How old are you?” she suddenly asked. Okay, that was weird. “Eighteen,” I said. “You’re not going to Hartford by any chance, are you?” she asked. “I am,” I responded. “Why?” she said in a weird tone of voice. Who was she, the troll under the bridge? I explained how I had been riding CTrail all day for my blog and how I was from Boston. “Wow, so it’s already bringing people in from the cities,” she said. “Yeah, I guess,” I replied.

The bus came and we got on. She shook my hand firmly and introduced herself, but I can’t for the life of me remember her name. It started with an A. She told me about how the CTfastrak had completely revitalized Hartford and opened up a ton of new opportunities. “Put that on your blog,” she said.

Eventually, the talk turned political. “Isn’t it scary how some stupid person could just push a button and we could all die?” We were nearing her stop. “And you know, people just a little under your age, because I’m older than you and I hope you know that, are screwed, because they grew up only knowing a world of technology. I mean, if I asked you if you could use a library catalogue, you’d say no, right? Right? Exactly. So you’d better learn how to do things the hard way.” She shook my hand again. “Write an amazing blog!” And with that, she stepped off the bus, and I sat there, worn out from the intense conversation.

I hit the stop request button when we pulled up to the Union Station stop. Stepping out, I saw a Greyhound bus signaling left to go into the station. What did its destination board say? I squinted. “BOSTON MA.” Oh no! I started running, jaywalking across the empty Asylum Street and coming into the coach bus terminal just as the bus pulled up to make its stop. I had made it.

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,” said the driver over the loudspeaker in a soothing, deep voice. “This bus will be headed for Boston, making no stops in between. The trip should take about an hour and a half, traffic permitting. My name is Mr. Jones, and I’m here to make sure your trip is a pleasant one. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.” I reclined my seat back, got into a comfortable position, and fell asleep.

So, that’s my crazy CTrail day. I don’t think I’ve ever met so many strange and interesting people over a 24-hour period! It was exhausting, it was fun, and it made for a great story. Hopefully you all enjoyed reading it.

As for the Hartford Line itself, I was overall quite happy with the service. It’s adding frequency to an important rail corridor, and the integrated fare system with Amtrak means that more trips can be made up and down the line. Yes, it had severe capacity problems and delays this past weekend, but that’s because rides were free and the service isn’t designed to transport 10,400 people in a day (that’s how many people rode on Saturday!). It still seems like a lot of their trains are running late, so schedule times might have to be adjusted to accommodate dwell, but overall, I’m excited to see what kinds of opportunities this line brings to western MA and Connecticut. Next up, give us a proper rail line from Springfield to Boston!

MART: 8 (Monument Square ‐ The Mall at Whitney Field ‐ Orchard Hill Park – The Mall at Whitney Field)

Jun 16, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 1 Comment

Time to ride MART’s local Leominster shuttle kinda thing! Yeah, I dunno, this is a weird one.

We’re doing “Whitney Field” as one word? Really?

I boarded the bus at the start of its loop in Leominster just north of Monument Square, just to get the full experience (meaning, like, two extra minutes of riding). We headed down Merriam Ave, which was lined with dense houses, as was Orchard Street, which we turned onto. At the intersection of Orchard and West Street was the Leominster Senior Center, because of course this bus serves that, but no one was there, so we just went onto West.

Back in Monument Square.

West Street took us back into Monument Square, which had its boring common and its bland businesses in all their glory. Now, when I reviewed the 1 and the 3, they were taking the route that the 8 takes today and vice versa, but MART switched the two soon after I reviewed them. So…now I’ll never get to cover the alternative way of getting to The Mall at Whitney Field. Oh well. Let’s turn onto Water Street.

Leominster!

Water Street was lined with apartments and weird old industrial buildings. We soon turned onto Whitney Street, which became just pure industrial, before we headed down Mill Street, taking us toward the Mall at Whitney Field complex. First, we made a stop on Cinema Boulevard to serve Reliant Medical Group, then the road curved to the left and we were in a world of horrible suburban businesses with huge parking lots.

Blech.

It was time for a double-deviation: first, we meandered through the Market Basket parking lot to serve that, then we curved our way around The Mall at Whitney Field until we arrived at its food court, which is where the bus stop is. After that excitement, we headed onto Commercial Road, which, aside from a Home Depot, was all woods. Oh, and a water treatment plant.

The rugged Home Depot.

Commercial Road merged into Mechanic Street, and that consisted of suburban houses and…just a big open field. It was at this point that I thought, “Where the heck are we going?” We passed an “office park” that had one building in it, then we went over the Nashua River and under I-495. Then it was farmland!!!

Wow…that’s a change.

Suddenly, a single building came out from the blue: D’Ambrosio Eye Care. And…oh, are you serious? Yes, it got a deviation. Well, that was pointless. We then turned onto Harvard Street, a curvy road that went under Route 2 and over the Fitchburg Line. This led us to Orchard Hill Park, a shopping mall that was our final stop. It has a Target and a Kohl’s. That’s about it.

I took the bus back to Whitney Field, so here it is there.

MART Route: 8 (Monument Square ‐ The Mall at Whitney Field ‐ Orchard Hill Park – The Mall at Whitney Field)

Ridership: My trip certainly didn’t give the route a good outlook: one person going out, and one person coming back in. Yeah, not great. The route’s overall numbers a little better – the 8 got almost 21,500 riders in 2017, which is about 72 people per day, or 5 people per round trip. Okay, that’s still pretty bad.

Pros: Uhhh…it gets some people. It serves some stuff. It runs every 50 minutes. Honestly, I don’t have a lot of good things to say about this one.

Cons: The core problem of the 8 is that it’s very duplicative of the 1 and 3 loop. I mean, the 1 and 3 connect both Monument Square and the Leominster Senior Center to Whitney Field as well, plus they serve dense residential neighborhoods along the way. The 8, meanwhile, kinda just serves weird apartment buildings with huge parking lots. That means that the only places this route really services are Orchard Hill Park and…D’Ambrosio Eye Care. And that second one doesn’t count.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Okay, I will say that the Target at Orchard Hill Park is a pretty important destination. You can uniquely take the 8 to Target.

Final Verdict: 3/10

I totally get the need for keeping the 8 around, but only because of that Target. Seriously, if Orchard Hill Park didn’t exist and this route terminated at D’Ambrosio Eye Care, I would say it could be cut. However, I concede that people really do need to get to Target, and this route is the best we can do. Although…if the 8 and the 9 were interlined, you could scrape a 70 minute headway for both routes, which I think should be fine. And then the 2 could run on its own, which means that it could operate every 25-30 minutes, allowing for decently frequent bus service along the busiest corridor on the MART! Yeah, actually, that sounds way better.

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MART: 11 (Intermodal – Great Wolf Lodge)

Jun 15, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 2 Comments

The 11 is scheduled to leave Wachusett Station at 7:45 AM. The first Fitchburg Line train of the day is scheduled to arrive at Wachusett Station at 7:45 AM. Well, obviously, that transfer didn’t work out. Time for Plan B: walk to Great Wolf Lodge from Wachusett.

Now, anyone who has ever been to the Wachusett area knows that this is easier said than done. Authority Drive, the street that goes from the station out to the main road, is completely sidewalkless, and at the time I did this, there was a ton of snow on the ground to contend with. Yes, I know, my backlog of reviews is huge.

At least the main street, Princeton Road, had a sidewalk. Without crosswalks. And without shoveling. The snowy trudge across an interchange with Route 2 was a long and arduous one, but at the end of it was the entrance to Great Wolf Lodge! Of course, the lodge was up on a hill, so the road leading to it was long, winding, and unshoveled. Sighhhh…

We’re almost there! I see the bus!

As I was walking up, the bus zoomed past me on its way to the lodge. I was hoping to see where it would go, but it ducked behind a hill. And by the time I got to the huge Great Wolf Lodge complex, I realized it would be a little harder than anticipated to find this stop.

I started with the most plain-looking building I could see, since that seemed like a likely place to put a bus stop. I mean, I wasn’t about to touch the one with the water slides ducking in and out of it. What was this place anyway? Stepping into the plain building, I entered a dark arcade. All of the lights were off. All of the games were off. It was eerie.

There was clearly no one here whom I could ask for help, so I followed the signs leading to the “Grand Hall.” The next room had hokey music and sound effects playing from various different themed areas. Again, it was practically empty, aside from one mother hurrying her two kids down the hallway. “Is this fairy land?” she asked her daughter. “I think this one is fairy land.”

At the entrance to the next room was a sign saying “WRISTBANDS ONLY.” I didn’t have a wristband, but I had to catch this bus, so I pushed open the door and walked through the area as quickly as possible. It was a huge pool complex with slides, diving boards, and very hot temperatures.

Finally, the next room was the Grand Hall. It was a typical hotel lobby, overrun with families and screaming kids running around. I came up to the front desk to ask for help. “Hi, do you know where the bus stops?” I asked. The woman looked confused and turned to her colleague. “Do we have a bus? I don’t think we have a bus.” Uh-oh…

“Why are you here? What’s your room number?” the woman asked. Alright, let’s just explain the situation. “I write a blog about public transportation and I’m only here because I’m trying to ride every MART route, so I want to get the bus back to Fitchburg.” She looked very confused, but she finally had a realization. “Oh, you want the MART! That’s for employees…it picks up in the back of the building. Go around and it should be there. I can’t promise they’ll let you on, but you can try…”

That wasn’t promising, but we were getting somewhere. I walked around to the back of the building, where some people were pushing a cart of food towards a loading dock. “Excuse me,” I called out. “Does the bus board back here?” “Oh, you mean the MART bus thing?” one of them replied. “Yeah, it boards at the end there, I think. Do you know the times?” I told him I knew there was one coming, thanked him, and stood there at the end of the parking lot. And sure enough…

The photo is blurry, but Hallelujah!

ALRIGHT, finally on the bus! Time to escape this place! We twisted our way down Great Wolf Drive, taking us back out to Princeton Road. We took this over Route 2, and on the other side, it was a mix of houses and industrial buildings. After curving under the Commuter Rail tracks, the road got woodsy before coming to Waites Corner, the terminus of the 5.

Some houses at Waites Corner.

From here on out, the route parallels the 5 directly, so it actually becomes “limited stop,” with only a few places where you can pick up the bus. It doesn’t really matter because I doubt many people are boarding this thing to begin with, but whatever. Limited stops. So we headed up Westminster Street with the 5, which had a forested section next to the Whitman River after Waites Corner before coming back into a mostly industrial area.

This is pretty typical scenery.

The road became River Street eventually, but it was still just a bunch of industrial buildings with houses on the side streets. We went under the Commuter Rail again, then we went around a rotary and…went under the Commuter Rail again. What was it like on the other side? Yup…still industrial.

Ewww…

We went over the Nashua River once, then again, and after the second time, we merged onto Main Street. This led us to Fitchburg Upper Common, a park with…businesses around it! Yay! Unfortunately, we couldn’t travel through downtown Fitchburg on Main Street because Main Street is one-way, so we had to go down Boulder Drive instead. It was, yes, industrial. Finally, we came back onto Main Street and pulled into the Fitchburg Intermodal Center.

Shh…I’m stalking the bus.

MART Route: 11 (Intermodal – Great Wolf Lodge)

Ridership: My trip got exactly zero people, but that’s because I was going in the reverse-peak direction. The driver said that trips in the peak direction get a decent amount of people, and interestingly, riders apparently transfer from the Gardner Shuttle! I’m not really sure how they do that since the Gardner Shuttle arrives at Wachusett at 7:50 and the 11 leaves it at 7:45, but we’ll get to that…

Pros: This is a good way for Great Wolf Lodge employees to get to work. The route is peak hours only, which makes sense, and I’m assuming the trips time with shifts at the Lodge.

Cons: The evening rush trips time well with both the Gardner Shuttle and the Commuter Rail, but the ones in the morning rush should be shifted ahead about 5-10 minutes so they actually time with things! Also, this doesn’t have to be for employees only, does it? If it timed with trains, this would be a great way of getting to Great Wolf Lodge, and it seems like it’s a big destination for families.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Great Wolf Lodge, of course! Too bad you can’t actually get there from the train, but you could always do the treacherous walk from Wachusett.

Final Verdict: 6/10
I’m gonna assume the timing between the Gardner Shuttle and the 11 works somehow, even though on paper it doesn’t, but the driver said people do transfer between them. Still, the morning times should be shifted ahead to time with trains, and then the route could capture more employees, and even better, guests of the lodge! As it stands, the 11 is just a decent commuter route.

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RIPTA: 59x (North Smithfield/Lincoln Express Park and Ride)

Jun 14, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 1 Comment

Okay, so this is the 59x. It’s an express route that runs three trips in each direction every day. And…uh…well, just take a look at the bus it was using…

UMMMMMMMMMM…

Alright, so we’re riding a tourist trolley to Slatersville! Uhh…that’s…interesting. How did this happen exactly? Okay, well, our little trolley headed out from Exchange Terrace and we used Francis Street to get onto Memorial Boulevard. We curved around the Providence Place Mall on a ramp leading to I-95 North, but after passing a few downtown Providence buildings and landmarks, we took an exit onto Route 146.

Just a part of the sprawling Providence Place Mall.

Route 146 got pretty woodsy pretty quickly, with only brief flashes of civilization whenever we traversed an overpass. We were travelling along the route of the 54, but luckily, we didn’t have to do its deviation to Twin River Casino and CCRI. However, we did have to do its Lincoln Mall deviation, so we took the exit onto George Washington Highway.

This is a weird part of the mall…

Ah, but it wasn’t just a Lincoln Mall deviation. No, this was a Lincoln Mall Park and Ride deviation! Yes, we made our way to the back of the mall to just randomly stop in the middle of the parking lot, and this was apparently a stop, and almost everyone on the bus got off. Okay…so you’re telling me that the main reason most people use the 59x is so that they don’t have to walk to the other side of a mall. Huh. Also, I’d just like to remind everyone that we’re in a tourist trolley!!

Coming from behind the mall.

We returned to Route 146 after that deviation, and after an interchange with I-295, the highway became just a regular road with a bunch of suburban businesses along it. We soon merged onto Route 146A (Smithfield Road), but we got to skip the 54’s Walmart deviation, which was kinda nice. There were some more suburban businesses before Smithfield Road turned to the dense houses of Woonsocket.

The shopping center into which the 54 deviates.

This was not a Woonsocket express, though. The 54 left us to go down Providence Street towards downtown Woonsocket, but we stayed on Smithfield Road, which had a section where it was just woods and a cemetery. Houses did eventually come back as the street became Great Road, but they were more spread-out and suburban.

A cool view from the woodsy section.

We went through a place called “Branch Village,” but it seemed to just be a few businesses with parking lots and a driveway to an industrial building. After that, we went over Route 146, and the road now had houses alongside it again. It became Victory Highway, there was a brief section of forest, and we finally deviated into Slatersville Plaza, our last stop.

A tourist trolley in Smithfield. I never thought I’d see the day.

RIPTA Route: 59x (North Smithfield/Lincoln Express Park and Ride)

Ridership: My trip got six people. Four of them got off at Lincoln Plaza. One of them got off at a random stop that they could’ve taken the 54 to. So…one person took the 59x for its independent section. That’s not great.

Pros: It skips some 54 deviations. That’s nice.

Cons: To me, this route just feels redundant to the 54. Considering that five out of the six riders on my ride could’ve theoretically used the 54 instead, why not just…put them on the 54? I think that route can handle an extra five people. As for the one person…well, maybe the 59x doesn’t need three trips in each direction per day. Maybe it only needs one.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Slatersville Plaza has…a supermarket. And a Subway. And a Rite Aid. Okay, yeah, it’s boring.

Final Verdict: 2/10
Considering how many resources it takes to run three one-way express trips in the peak direction only, this route could easily be scaled back. I mean, that’s three separate buses that all have to be deadheaded in one of the directions, and it they’re each carrying riders in the single digits, most of whom could just use the 54, then I don’t see the point in running the route! Maybe it could have one trip to get North Smithfield people, but even then, I don’t know if that’s worth it…

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RIPTA: 9x (Pascoag)

Jun 13, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 0 Comments

Finally, we’re going back to civilization! Sorry, all that Woonsocket and Burrillville stuff was starting to wear me down. Let’s just take the 9x back into Providence!

Oh man, that rain is a-comin’ down!

It was pouring, so the bus was a very welcome sight as we waited in the surprisingly nice Pascoag bus shelter. We got on, and the bus looped around onto Pascoag Main Street, running past dense businesses as we got further from the town center. We soon passed through a cemetery, and then we entered a section of woods as the road became Chapel Street.

These photos aren’t gonna be very good…

The houses started to get really dense and we entered Harrisville, a fairly large downtown with a few businesses and some apartment buildings. We turned onto Central Street, which soon devolved back to sparse houses, and it stayed that way until we headed down Victory Highway. This was Mapleville, and the dense homes were back, although there was only a country store on the retail front this time.

Woods woods woods.

Victory Highway curved away from Mapleville and it became far-apart houses once again. We used Lapham Farm Road to get onto Broncos Highway, which wasn’t a true “highway,” but it was a fast-moving road. It took us by a pond and a golf club, then, when we entered Glocester (finally leaving Burrillville!), the road just became Victory Highway again.

Coming onto Broncos Highway.

We went by some farms, and soon after, we merged onto Putnam Pike as we entered Chepachet. This was a little town with some businesses, a few churches, and a library. I do mean little, though – it was over quickly, and once we left the downtown, we went by a cemetery and some suburban businesses with parking lots. They weren’t big ones (think CVS and Dunkin’ Donuts), but it was a sign that we were getting closer to civilization.

That’s a…dangerously large puddle.

But, as was getting typical for this route, we eventually reentered the woods, but instead of just houses breaking up the trees, there were also a few random businesses that popped up. There was a little village called Harmony that was basically just a library and a fire station, then we passed a golf club and a few businesses. Next, the road travelled past the Waterman Reservoir, and there were a few apartment developments on the other side as we entered Smithfield.

The reservoir!

We came into the village of Greenville next, and this one felt a little more suburban and sprawled-out than some of the dense, compact towns we had seen before. Most of the businesses had parking lots that were bigger than the building itself, which was sad to see. There were some houses past the village, then it got truly sprawly, with proper shopping centers with parking lots.

Ehhh…

Believe it or not, we actually deviated into one of them. Yes, we got to serve a Stop & Shop. Wooooo. From there, we looped around onto Commerce Street, passing some industrial buildings before arriving at the tiny Smithfield Park and Ride. By tiny, I mean just 20 spaces! After going by that little lot, we returned to Putnam Pike and its suburban shopping plazas.

Going by the Stop & Shop again.

We suddenly merged onto I-295, and it was time to express into Providence! All we could see was trees and trees and trees, but as the highway came into Johnston, there were a few big suburban businesses that could be seen from some of the overpasses. We merged onto Route 6 next, where the scenery was basically the same at first.

A shopping center.

Once the highway entered Providence, though, it was dense houses galore. Just south of Olneyville Square, Route 6 curved north, and we ran alongside the Northeast Corridor as it got more and more urban. Finally, we took an exit onto Exchange Street, which had an industrial feeling. Once we went under I-95, though, it was suddenly the heart of Providence. We turned onto Sabin Street, reaching our first stop on the route’s loop around the city, the Rhode Island Convention Center.

Some industrial buildings, seen from Exchange Street.

We turned onto Empire Street next, which went by both restaurants and municipal buildings. From there, it was a left onto Weybosset Street, going by the Providence Performing Arts Center and Johnson and Wales University. We then entered the financial district, and there were office buildings everywhere as we turned onto Exchange Street. This took us past Kennedy Plaza, and after that, we turned onto Exchange Terrace, reaching our final stop.

Our same bus heading outbound again.

RIPTA Route: 9x (Pascoag)

Ridership: Considering that our inbound trip in the evening got seven other riders, I’ll bet the peak ridership on this thing is even better. And sure, seven people isn’t that much, but again, this is an inbound trip leaving at 3 PM from the middle of nowhere. It’s kind of a lot when you think about it that way.

Pros: Barring the 282 (which doesn’t count anyway), this is the only real transit that Burrillville has, and it’s probably the most populated town in Rhode Island that’s not served by any decent bus routes. However, the 9x is an express, and on that front, it’s actually pretty good, and it runs much better service than many of RIPTA’s other expresses. It runs in both directions throughout the day, and aside from the peak service (three trips for each rush, which is typical), there’s a “midday” run that leaves Providence at 1:40. Okay, it’s not great, but it’s something.

Cons: This part of Rhode Island needs better service, there’s no doubt about that. I don’t think the 9x is the route to give all-day service, since it’s going to A) cost a lot of money to run because the route is so long, and B) be really infrequent (as in more than every two hours), again because the route is so long.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Heck, Providence is nearby and noteworthy! Give the people up in Burrillville a taste of the urban life, even if it’s just a small city in the shadow of Boston (you know it’s true)!

Final Verdict: 7/10
Yeah, for an express route, the 9x does its job just fine. Burrillville needs better transit, but all-day service on the 9x would be infrequent and expensive to operate. Instead, see my plan on making the 282 a fixed route. That uses the same amount of resources being used now, and it would run at least under every two hours.

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RIPTA: 282 (Pascoag/Slatersville Flex)

Jun 12, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 0 Comments

This is the complete and utter wrong type of route to run as a flex. “Where you going?” the driver asked when Sam and I got on the 282 at its Walmart timepoint. “Sayles Ave,” I responded. “Where the 9x stops.” “I don’t know where that is,” the driver responded. “Just hit the button when you want to get off. It’s just like a big bus.” Okay…but then why is it a flex?

It actually pulls into Walmart, unlike the 54, which stops on the road next to it.

We headed out from Walmart onto Route 146A, which merged into Route 146. We did a u-turn to get onto 146 North, and from here, we had an express section (believe it or not), running through the woods on this highway. We eventually took an exit, making a left onto School Street after the ramp.

A view from the highway.

Considering what we had been going through on the highway, this area we were passing through now could be classified as “dense.” I mean, the houses were kinda close together, and there were actually a few businesses here and there. We even passed a few big apartment complexes, so that’s pretty significant. One of them was in an old factory, and this was one of the attractions of “North Smithfield Center,” the others being a town green, a church, a post office, and even a few businesses.

The church in North Smithfield.

Continuing onto Main Street, the dense houses near the center started to thin out, but we did also go by another apartment complex before coming up to some suburban businesses at the intersection with Victory Highway. We turned onto this, speeding past some homes and then a bunch of woods, entering the geographically huge town of Burrillville in the process. We soon turned onto Old Nasonville Road, which passed through a small residential neighborhood, and then it was a left back onto Victory Highway, but it was less of a “highway” at this point and more just a regular road.

Darn this rain, making these pictures awful!

Victory Highway was fairly industrial at this point, although there was some retail here and there, too. We maneuvered on Douglas Turnpike for a bit, only to continue down Victory Highway, which was forest before we spilled out into Nasonville, a small neighborhood with some reasonably dense houses and a post office. After going over the Branch River, the road went back to woods.

I think this is the Branch River? Truth be told, I’ve kinda lost track among these blurry pictures.

Our next point of interest was the Burrillville Police Department, and there were some legitimately dense houses after that. We went over the Clear River, then we turned onto Central Street just north of a post office and a “Country Store.” The houses got sparser along here, but it didn’t feel like the middle of nowhere – they weren’t far enough for that.

Some houses that are pretty close together.

We came into a place called Harrisville, and this was our biggest downtown yet, with a ton of houses, some big apartment buildings, some businesses. and even a theater. We actually deviated to the town’s library, because…we were picking someone up! Of course, he would’ve had to call in at least the day before to schedule this trip, which is not at all optimal, but yes, we were getting a passenger.

Outside of the library.

We came out of the library and turned onto Chapel Street, which left Harrisville and changed to far-apart houses again. Going through a cemetery, we came out next to an apartment building, then there were some dense businesses as we came down what was now called Pascoag Main Street. We turned onto Bridge Street, which did in fact go onto a bridge over a river, then we turned onto Sayles Ave…in the opposite direction of the 9x stop! Uh-oh…

HEY!

The driver turned around. “You gotta get off,” she said. “I’m going to the hospital to take a break, and I can’t bring you with me.” “But we wanted to go the other way down Sayles Ave,” I said. “Well, you shoulda hit the button,” the driver responded, and with that, we were out in the insane downpour. Time for a miserable walk back to town…

SCREW YOU!!!

RIPTA Route: 282 (Pascoag/Slatersville Flex)

Ridership: Just the one guy. And honestly, I can’t see many people using some of the scheduled stops on this thing (we’ll get to that), so the only use for the 282 is if you call in a day in advance. Because everyone wants to do that.

Pros: I’m gonna go on a limb and say that Burrillville is the most densely-populated part of Rhode Island that doesn’t have any all-day transit service. Yes, there is the 9x, which has one semi-midday trip, but for all intents and purposes, this area has nothing. So, in that sense, this route plays a big role in providing baseline transit service to Burrillville, but…

Cons: This is just bad. Obviously, most people are going to be calling 24 hours in advance to ride this, but let’s just see why the three scheduled timepoints don’t work either. The one at Sayles Ave (the real Sayles Ave, where the 9x stops) is the least egregious, since it does at least time with the 9x, but it’s completely useless for commuting, since it times only with the latest morning rush trip and the earliest evening rush trip. I guess most of the zone duplicates the 9x, though, so it doesn’t matter anyway.

The next timepoint is the hospital that the driver was talking about. It’s this small medical center in the middle of the woods way outside the Flex Zone, but that’s a useless timepoint, too! The first time the bus stops there is 8:45, but you can’t actually get up there with that, because the route itself starts at 8:45. That means you have to wait for the 2:40 timepoint, and then you’re stuck up there until 5:10.

Finally, there’s the Walmart timepoint. Based on the map, Walmart isn’t in the Flex Zone either, so you can only get to it during its scheduled times, of which there are two: 11:00 and 1:40. So…two hours and forty minutes at Walmart. I feel like even the most rabid shopaholic couldn’t spend that much time at a Walmart. So anyway, yeah…you basically have to call in 24 hours in advance to use this route for anything. It doesn’t help that this long, skinny Flex Zone probably doesn’t translate well to zippy service when you want it:

Nearby and Noteworthy: As an outsider, I kinda just wanted to leave these depressing-looking micro-towns. Sorry!

Final Verdict: 2/10
Okay, it’s time for that classic game of “Turn the Flex Route into a Fixed Route”!

I basically tried to create a route that serves as much as possible without having to snake or deviate too much. I omitted the hospital because it’s really far, and the people who are going there could likely use paratransit anyway. So, with that in mind, we end up with a route that operates every 90 minutes. It’s not optimal, but a fixed route running that often is still so much better than a Flex route where you have to call in a day in advance…at least in my opinion. Also, 90 minutes is an actually reasonable amount of time to spend at Walmart!

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RIPTA: 281 (Woonsocket Flex)

Jun 11, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 1 Comment

“Didn’t you used to live in Kingston?” the woman on the Flex line asked. “Uhhhh…yeah,” I responded. Why does it have to be so hard to call for a Flex ride? “I want to go from Price Rite to the North Smithfield Stop & Shop,” I said. “I’m sorry, I need exact addresses,” the woman responded. Oh, but I was prepared this time! I had written the addresses on a notecard before making the call! HA! Let’s ride the 281.

The minibus entering the Price Rite parking lot.

We got on the bus at Price Rite and headed out onto Diamond Hill Road. It was suburban businesses and shopping plazas for a little while, but after the intersection with Mendon Road, it got more residential. We went over the Peters River, turned onto Wood Ave, and went over the river again. This street was lined with dense houses and apartments.

Houses.

Wood Street ended at Cass Street, which we used for a block to get onto Cumberland Street. We were also on this for a block, before turning onto Cumberland Street, which went over the Blackstone River and past the Woonsocket Middle School. We crossed a railroad track, and it was residential once again.

The bleak ol’ river…

We turned onto the tiny one-way Greene Street, which ultimately merged its way into Park Ave. This was a long stretch of just dense houses and apartments, with a few businesses dotted in here and there. They became much more plentiful (as did their parking lots) when we came up to Smithfield Road, and this was where we entered the Stop & Shop. From here, the bus left to go lay over at a McDonald’s parking lot. Typical Flex.

Bye!

RIPTA Route: 281 (Woonsocket Flex)

Ridership: Well…no one on our trip. Maybe it’s better at other times?

Pros: Woonsocket is a dense, important city that’s fairly inadequately covered by fixed route transportation. The Flex allows for the whole town to be covered by at least something that’s open to everybody. It runs from 6 AM to 6:30 PM on weekdays only, which is the minimal coverage necessary, I suppose.

Cons: We’re still doing the “call at least 24 hours in advance” thing, huh? We can’t just have it be an on-demand service? After all, it only takes about 15 minutes to drive from one end of Woonsocket to the other. It seems like it wouldn’t be too difficult to just make the service on demand. Hmm…

Nearby and Noteworthy: It’s Woonsocket. There isn’t much to see.

Final Verdict: 4/10

It’s a Flex route with a 24 hours in advance call system, so there’s no way I’m gonna give this thing higher than a 4. Yes, it’s decent for what it does, but even when it’s doing what it does, it has problems. For example, why is the Flex Zone confined to Woonsocket and Woonsocket only? I’ll bet a lot of people would use it if the zone was extended to include the Walmart in North Smithfield. Plus, that would allow for a “transfer” to the 282, another Flex. Speaking of which…we’re riding that one next time!

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RIPTA: 87 (Fairmount/Walnut Hill)

Jun 11, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 3 Comments

“Fairmount/Walnut Hill”? What the heck is that supposed to mean? No, we need to refer to the 87 like it really is: “Loopy Woonsocket Circulator.”

The other bus on the 87 was using a trolley. We just got the boring ol’ regular bus.

The 87 essentially runs in a loop on its western end, and luckily, the terminus of the 54 is right at the start of that loop. Sam and I got on the bus on Social Street, passing lots of suburban businesses with huge parking lots before merging into Main Street and entering downtown Woonsocket. Like I’ve said before, it…wasn’t much.

Pretty deserted.

We were about to go over the Blackstone River like the 54, but just before, we turned onto River Street, which ran alongside the river instead. Other than that, there were mostly dense houses along here, at least until an industrial area where we turned onto Fairmount Street. It was here that we crossed over the Blackstone River, entering another dense residential area.

Is this gloomy because of the weather or the scenery itself? Or both? Probably both.

We turned onto 9th Street, which took us to an apartment development. This was the route’s “last stop,” with the bus making its way onto Memorial Drive and looping around. Luckily, since it runs in a loop in this part of town, we only had to lay over for two minutes before heading back out. We retraced our steps as far back as the Blackstone River crossing, but before making it over, we turned onto 2nd Street.

Inside the apartment development.

We passed a few apartment buildings, but once 2nd Ave crossed a railroad track, we were in an industrial area. We turned onto River Street, which went over the Blackstone River, then we headed down the narrow Verry Street, which only ran for a block before we merged onto Harris Ave. This became Railroad Street, and it led us back into downtown Woonsocket, where we turned onto Main Street in the same direction to serve the same stops that we had served on the way out. I’ll bet a lot of passengers get asked where they’re going on that section of the route.

Wow…that’s an industrial area all right.

We turned onto Bernon Street after downtown, and this took us over another Blackstone River crossing, after which we turned onto Front Street. We passed an apartment building and a few dense houses, then it was time to head down Court Street over the river again. From there, it was a right onto Clinton Street, which turned into suburban businesses with big parking lots pretty quickly. Soon after passing the terminus of the 54 (and our original starting point), we turned onto Cumberland Street.

Oh look, it’s the trolley! See, I wasn’t lying!

We went by some apartment developments, then we turned onto Cass Street, which went by the Landmark Medical Center. And then from there…well, the route gets a little crazy. Let’s just run through the tiny streets we travelled down for a few seconds at a time: Sweet Ave (dense houses), Elm Street (ditto), Florida Street (same), Robinson Street (entering an apartment development), Morin Heights Boulevard (another one), Linden Ave (back to dense houses). Okay, great.

Some of those dense houses.

We then turned onto Diamond Hill Road, which took us to Walnut Hill Plaza. This got a deviation, of course, and then we returned to the road for just a little bit longer before deviating into the next shopping plaza over, Diamond Hill Plaza. That was our final stop!

Man, that rain’s really coming down!

RIPTA Route: 87 (Fairmount/Walnut Hill)

Ridership: I guess for a circulator, ridership was okay: 10 people throughout the ride. I’d imagine that’s about normal for this one.

Pros: Woonsocket is definitely a sizeable enough city to deserve a fixed route, and this one does its job alright for being the only local bus within a town. Alright.

Cons: Boy, the routing gets pretty crazy at times, huh? Not as bad as other routes in other places, but it’s certainly noticeable. Also, the schedule is…weird. In the morning, it uses two buses, allowing for alternating headways of 28 and 32 minutes. That might just be one of the most annoying things I’ve ever seen in my life. But anyway, in the afternoon and evening, a third bus is added, and service becomes every 25 minutes. I’m not sure why that happens, but it happens. And then, on weekends…every 75 minutes. Yeah…that’s a big jump right there.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Some really boring shopping centers. Woohoo!

Final Verdict: 4/10
This reminds me of the MART Gardner Shuttle. Depressing, hilly, industrial city? Check. Weird, loopy circulator route that somehow still gets a decent amount of people? Check. Strange schedule that doesn’t entirely make sense? Check. So yeah…a 4 seems fitting for this one.

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RIPTA: 54 (Lincoln/Woonsocket)

Jun 9, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 2 Comments

This is a big one! We’re going from Providence to Woonsocket using the only public transit connection between those two cities. The 54 also runs mostly express, which is interesting, but I sure ain’t complaining!

Woahhhhh, up close and personal…

The route wastes no time. It tells you right off the bat, “I am an express route.” It goes straight onto Memorial Boulevard and onto I-95 right from Kennedy Plaza. It was pretty weird being on a RIPTA route travelling on I-95 north, but we soon took an exit onto Route 146, entering unfamiliar territory for me. This highway ran close to dense residential neighborhoods, but all we could see was trees for the most part.

The rain allowed for some high-quality pictures, huh?

We made our way into Lincoln at some point, and soon we took an exit to do our first deviation. Yeah, it’s not a true express, unfortunately – it has to do some off-highway deviations on the way to Woonsocket. This first one was to serve the Twin River Casino, and after passing some nice, rural-looking houses, we pulled into the monstrous parking lot for the gambling house. Yay.

The casino.

We made our way onto Old Louisquisset Pike, continuing north past some leafy houses. We then made a deviation to serve CCRI, but after that, we only had to turn onto Jenckes Hill Road before getting onto an on-ramp again. More expressing through the woods!

Another bus boarding at CCRI.

Our next deviation took us onto George Washington Highway, and we ended up at the Lincoln Mall. This is actually the only all-day bus route that runs directly from Providence to the mall, so this was an important deviation. It was also a mercifully short diversion, and we were soon back on Route 146, going through interchanges with I-295 and with a spur highway.

In the Lincoln Mall.

It was after that spur that we entered North Smithfield and Route 146 ceased to be a highway. Now it was your typical suburban road that was impossibly wide and lined with businesses with big parking lots and the occasional unfortunate house. There was a drive-in, though! This was also a short local section, because Route 146 soon became a highway again…but we didn’t stay with it, taking the first exit onto Route 146A.

A characteristic intersection.

We turned onto Dowling Village Boulevard to do our next and final deviation, this time to Walmart. Dowling Village Boulevard also served other huge stores, too, so it was a real win-win! We returned to Route 146A (Smithfield Road), passing some more suburban businesses, including a Stop & Shop. Next, we entered Woonsocket and turned onto Providence Street, which was lined with dense, urban houses – a big change from before.

A side street.

We turned onto South Main Street, and this went over the Blackstone River. On the other side, South Main Street became just Main Street, and we entered…downtown Woonsocket? Unfortunately, it was just a bunch of drab, mostly vacant buildings. We had to merge onto the one-way Clinton Street, and that was more of the same. The older buildings gave way to newer ones with parking lots, and then we turned onto Cummings Way, reaching our last stop. The downpouring rain didn’t help the charm of the area.

The bus on its way back to Providence.

RIPTA Route: 54 (Lincoln/Woonsocket)

Ridership: My trip had 18 people, and interestingly, a bunch of those people actually got on during the local section. So it gets a good amount of riders from Providence, and a good amount on its Woonsocket section! Seems like good ridership to me!

Pros: For the one connection between Providence and Woonsocket, the 54 does its job well. I like how it’s mostly express, and the deviations all seem to get at least some people. The schedule is also great: every half hour on weekdays, every 45 minutes on Saturdays, and every hour nights and Sundays. Service runs late into the night, too, until midnight on weekdays and 11 PM on weekends.

Cons: Of course the route has RIPTA layover syndrome, amounting to 25-30 minutes on all days. This is especially funny on weekdays, when buses pull up to Cummings Way three minutes after the previous one to Providence has left! Also, the schedule has these trips that have always baffled me. For example, there are two 12:25 departures from Providence on weekdays, and both 1:13 and 1:17 trips from Woonsocket. Where are these buses coming from? As it turns out, these are pullouts and pullbacks of the 87 (Woonsocket’s local circulator) that are going to or from Providence. I guess that makes more sense…

Nearby and Noteworthy: I wasn’t impressed with Woonsocket’s drab downtown, although in its defense, this is a city that’s in pretty hard times right now. I guess there’s always Walmart…

Final Verdict: 8/10
The 54 is a fantastic connector to Woonsocket from Providence, as well as from Woonsocket to places like Walmart and the Twin City Casino. It’s pretty fast, it has a good schedule, and it serves some busy locations. Also, if you can get one of those weird 87 trips, I’ll bet you’ll have the bus to yourself!

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RIPTA: 40 (Butler/Elmgrove)

Jun 6, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 1 Comment

From the MVRTA 40 to the RIPTA 40! These routes are very, very different. I mean, we’re going from inner-city Lawrence to the Providence East Side. You can’t get much more different than that.

The bus boarding at Kennedy Plaza.

We of course began at Kennedy Plaza, and like I mentioned before, this is an East Side route. You know what that means? We headed up Washington Street, crossed the Providence River, and entered the East Side Transit Tunnel! YES!!!

The first thing we saw upon leaving the tunnel. Hi, Starbucks!

We came out of the tunnel in the Thayer Street area, but we weren’t able to experience its businesses for too long, since we headed onto the mostly residential Waterman Street. However, we did get to experience the businesses of Wayland Square, directly running through the heart of it on Wayland Ave. This was another quick retail section, though, as we soon made our way onto Elmgrove Ave, going by dense but very nice-looking houses.

Some of those houses.

There was a small business block, then nothing new until the intersection with Sessions Street. That had Brown Stadium on one corner, a middle school on another, and a Jewish Community Center on a third. It was more houses from there and as we turned onto Rochambeau Ave, which had a really big mansion on it.

Widest median ever?

We turned briefly onto Blackstone Boulevard, which had a huge park median. then we headed down Butler Drive. This lovely, woodsy road took us to Butler Hospital, which was quite possibly the nicest-looking hospital I’ve ever seen. It was also our final stop, and I had 22 minutes of layover to kill.

Hanging out at the beautiful campus.

RIPTA Route: 40 (Butler/Elmgrove)

Ridership: I rode this route in the morning rush. On the plus side, it got similar amounts of people in both directions. On the minus side, that equated to four riders going out and five coming back in. Ehhh…not great.

Pros: As beautiful as its campus is, Butler Hospital is quite isolated from the outside world, so the 40 is really the only way of getting there without using a car. Of course, like I mentioned, the ridership isn’t great, but the schedule does at least match that: service is weekdays only, every hour. The schedule also touts the route’s interline with the 18, and though the 18’s neighborhoods couldn’t be more different than the 40’s, it’s nice that they make it clear you can stay on to go across town.

Cons: The limited schedule isn’t great, and this probably gets very few people middays. I’d imagine everyone who rides this route on the independent section is heading to Butler Hospital. I will say that this is far more useful than the 49, though, since it actually operates in areas that are far from other transit services.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Man, those 22 minutes were well-spent at the hospital. They have these walking trails that go around the whole campus, and although I wasn’t able to do the whole circuit (the trails aren’t signed too well…), I still hugely enjoyed the walk. I mean…

It’s like something out of a fairy tale!

Final Verdict: 6/10
This one is okay. It serves its purpose. If you wanna go to Butler Hospital, you can if it’s a weekday and you’re willing to wait an hour if you miss the bus. But then again…it’s not like it needs to run any more often than that.

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MVRTA: 40 (Methuen Square)

Jun 5, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 0 Comments

The 40 runs in a straight line up Broadway to Methuen Square and beyond. Sounds awesome. Oh wait, no one told me about the deviations…

The 40 gets to board in the sunlight!

We went west down Essex Street, going by lots of retail, which continued as we turned onto Broadway. However, it started to get a little more mixed, with houses coming in between the businesses. For a bit, one whole side of the street was occupied by huge old factories, and then a new shopping plaza appeared as we entered Methuen.

Just a side street.

We went over the Spicket River twice, passing more houses and businesses, then we entered Methuen Square, which was…a lot less exciting than I thought it would be. We turned onto Hampshire Street, beginning the route’s long-winded outbound-only deviation – this was the square’s main drag, I guess, but the retail ended quickly. Turning onto Lowell Street, we crossed the Spicket River again.

Methuen Square.

There were a few more businesses as we turned onto Pelham Street, but it very quickly turned to houses. We emerged in a strange area with an apartment development, a baseball field, pylons, an MVRTA commuter park-and-ride for its Boston express service, and some suburban businesses. We turned onto Mystic Street from here, and after going under the pylons again, it normalized back to houses.

Question: why are people parked in the commuter park-and-ride on a Sunday?

We came back to Pelham Street, ready to finish the deviation, but…oh, there’s a deviation-within-a-deviation onto Barker Street. This was just a little jog to serve some more houses and the Methuen Senior Activity Center. We turned onto Lowell Street, then it was a left onto Hampshire Street, and this finally took us back onto Broadway. We were only on it for enough time to go over Route 213, and then we pulled into Village Plaza, a thoroughly boring shopping center.

This is kind of a cool view, seen from the deviation.

So was that it? No, because the route has an inbound-only deviation too! It occurs a little south of Methuen Square, and the route is: right on Oakland, right on Union, left on Railroad, left on Oakland, back onto Broadway. What does it serve? I guess some houses? A few businesses? It’s all within a less than five minute walk from Broadway, so it feels, uh, pretty darn useless.

Oooh, an old railroad station!

MVRTA Route: 40 (Methuen Square)

Ridership: The 40 gets good ridership, with 403 passengers per weekday and 224 per Saturday.

Pros: This is the only route to serve Methuen’s main drag and central square, and it’s mostly direct. Also, it has the MVRTA pulse schedule of hourly service seven days a week with half hourly service at rush hour, so that’s good.

Cons: Those darn deviations! The outbound-only one is fairly tolerable, since it does serve a lot and it’s close to the end of the route, but even then, the jog in the middle of it is annoying. The inbound-only one just feels useless, and seems like it could be easily eliminated. Also, good luck trying to get to Methuen Square on time, because at almost every time of day, that trip is gonna take a heck of a lot longer than the scheduled ten minutes.

Nearby and Noteworthy: I’m sorry, but I really didn’t see all that much along here! Maybe Methuen Square has some hidden gems, but it doesn’t seem like a place where you could spend hours walking around in.

Final Verdict: 6/10
The route is…okay. Yeah, the deviations are annoying and the timing is off, but the bus does serve a lot and it seems to get a good amount of people. I can’t hate it too much.

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MVRTA: 39B (North Andover Mall/Phillips Street)

Jun 4, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 3 Comments

How does the 39B differ from the 39A? In a lot of ways, actually! Like, to the point where I’m wondering how you can even justify naming them like that…

Buses everywhere!

From Buckley, we made our way onto Common Street, which ran alongside Campagnone Common before hitting up some retail sections. We reached a big factory at Union Street, and as we turned onto that, it generally got more industrial. Crossing a canal and the Merrimack River, we came next to the Lawrence Commuter Rail station, but unlike the 33, we didn’t deviate to serve it. For some reason.

The canal, because I always seem to use the Merrimack River picture instead.

We went over the Commuter Rail tracks and turned onto Market Street, going along a park. Next, we turned onto Loring Street, a residential road, and the houses continued as we merged around onto Salem Street, coming up…alongside…the park again. Pretty sure we could’ve taken a more direct route there, but okay…

Maybe the park is so nice that the MVRTA decided it had to be served twice!

We turned onto Phillips Street, which was allllllllllll houses until the intersection with Laurel Street, which had an apartment development next to it. And…oh no…we’re not moving…are we…great, we’re four minutes early. LALALALALALA WAITIN’ AT THE STOP!

The beautiful view for four minutes.

We went by Plaza 114, but we didn’t serve it, since it wasn’t the 10:00 or 11:00 outbound trip. You know, those trips go into the plaza, but nothing else does. No, instead we just turned onto Winthrop Ave, running past suburban businesses galore and under I-495. We barely entered North Andover with just enough time to pull into the North Andover Mall…one minute early.

A MVRTA bus outside of Buckley! Wow!

MVRTA Route: 39B (North Andover Mall/Phillips Street)

Ridership: The 39B gets pretty good ridership for MVRTA standards, although it’s not nearly as high as the 39A: we’ve got 381 passengers per weekday and 212 per Saturday, exactly the average ridership for that second figure.

Pros: The Phillips Street corridor is pretty dense, so it needs a bus service. Also, of course, we’ve got that MVRTA pulse schedule, so service is every hour seven days a week, plus every half hour during the weekday peak periods.

Cons: This route is way too short. It’s scheduled to take 20 minutes to get to the North Andover Mall, and that’s with a lot of padding. Heck, the buses on this route spend 22 minutes just sitting in Buckley! Over a third of the route length is just doing nothing, and that doesn’t include the times when it’s early and it gets to sit for a while anyway!

Nearby and Noteworthy: Most of the route’s independent section is residential, so the biggest attraction is probably the North Andover Mall. And I hate that mall.

Final Verdict: 5/10
Alright, so we’ve got a case where the 39A serves way too many things and the 39B serves way too few. You know what that means? Have the 39B serve some of the 39A stuff! For example, the 39B could absolutely run beyond the North Andover Mall to serve one of the deviations that the 39A has past there. The Plaza 114 deviation is a little tougher to deal with – if the 39A serves it in the same way it currently does, then it makes more sense for the 39B to go in instead, but if the A adopts my suggestion from that post, then that’s more efficient.

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MVRTA: 39A (Colonial Heights/North Andover Mall)

Jun 1, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 0 Comments

Okay, time for a nice direct route to the North Andover Mall! Oh wait, I forgot the MVRTA is incapable of running direct routes. Okay, well, the 39A is still their straightest line to the mall…

Boarding at Buckley.

We went straight down Amesbury Street from the Buckley Transportation Center, and it very quickly took us out of downtown Lawrence. We entered an industrial area as we crossed a canal, then we went over the Merrimack River and the road became Parker Street, then we crossed one more canal and went under the Commuter Rail tracks! Finally, past all those crossings, Parker Street now consisted of dense buildings – some houses, some businesses.

Talk about depressing…

Parker Street curved slightly southeast and became Winthrop Ave, and it was now mostly houses. We turned onto South Union Street next, then we deviated to serve Plaza 114. This was a clever deviation, though – since the plaza parking lot also goes back to Winthrop Ave, it would allow us to continue the way we were going…oh wait, no, we’re looping around to serve the other side of the plaza. And now we’re coming back onto South Union Street. Okay…

A foggy dead-end street.

We turned onto Marlboro Street, a tiny, sidewalkless road with suburban houses. Ditto as we turned onto Durso Ave. And where did that take us? Winthrop Ave, right next to the Plaza 114 entrance. GOOD! So we continued the way we were going, passing some businesses, Lawrence High School, the diminutive Stadium Plaza, and an abandoned Showcase Cinemas.

On the suburban houses jog.

We went under I-495 and entered North Andover on the other side, and voila, here was the mall! It took forever to do a deviation into it, and the route was not over yet. No, we still had to perform two extra deviations beyond the mall! We returned to Winthrop Ave and continued our way further into Andover.

Inside the mall.

We turned onto Waverly Road, a street that entered Andover proper and became High Street. Soon after that transition, we deviated into Doctor’s Park, a health complex, then it was back into North Andover on Waverly Road. We crossed Winthrop Ave, for our second deviation was on the other side: Woodridge Housing, an apartment development that the bus barely goes into. From there, it was back to Lawrence!

This is better signage than the entire rest of the MVRTA…

MVRTA Route: 39A (Colonial Heights/North Andover Mall)

Ridership: This is one of the system’s higher-ridership routes, getting 478 people per weekday and 271 per Saturday. Why does it get so many people? Maybe because it does follow a somewhat direct route and runs the same way inbound and outbound!!!!!!!!!

Pros: Okay, well, that last sentence in the “Ridership” section has two of them. Of course, the 39A also has the MVRTA pulse schedule, meaning there’s a bus every hour seven days a week, and added half-hourly service during peak times.

Cons: For one thing, that Plaza 114 deviation is executed horribly. I really doubt any of those suburban houses on that extra jog generate much ridership, so it would make so much more sense just to have buses travel through the plaza back to Winthrop Ave. Also, what’s the deal with this 39A/39B business? The two routes really aren’t all that similar! On that note, the 39A has a lot more on its plate than the 39B does – I think it would make sense for, say, the 39A to only serve Doctors Park and the 39B to serve Woodridge Housing. Currently, the 39B just ends at North Andover Mall, and it gets back to Buckley with plenty of time to spare as a result.

Nearby and Noteworthy: Two shopping plazas! Wow!

Final Verdict: 6/10
I…guess…it’s…okay…? Hey, for MVRTA standards, running the same way inbound and outbound is certainly an achievement. However, they still don’t know how to run a direct route. Ideally, the 39A would use Plaza 114 to get back out to Winthrop Ave, and that would be a really well-executed deviation! Instead, we have to do the weird jog on random side streets. Plus, the workload of the deviations after the North Andover Mall should really be split between the 39A and 39B – the 39B does nothing while the 39A does everything!

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MVRTA: 37 (Beacon Street)

May 31, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 1 Comment

Ah, it’s the Pac-Man route! Seriously. Look at it.

So yes, this is the 37, a wild snaking mess running aimlessly through southern Lawrence and Andover. It serves two Marriotts. Two!

At least some light is shining in here.

We went down Essex Street from Buckley, passing brick buildings housing businesses. There were also some apartments where we turned onto Broadway, but this street became industrial quickly. We crossed over an abandoned railroad track after going over a canal, then we crossed the beautiful Merrimack River and its waterfall.

Awesome!

There were some businesses on the other side, but we made an instant right onto the residential Shattuck Street. That curved around to become Newton Street, and the scenery was all dense houses, aside from a school in the middle of it all. It was at the intersection with Andover Street where the inbound and outbound routings split up, and we would be apart for a very long time…

Some of the various houses.

We approached some suburban businesses at the intersection with Beacon Street, onto which we turned. This was technically joining the inbound route, but the 37 acts like a figure-8, so this was the “combined” middle portion of that loop. Beacon Street had housing developments on both sides, and a shelter outside of a white building attracted a few riders onto the bus.

The white building. Google Maps won’t tell me what it is.

Beacon Street’s housing became more suburban after that, and it continued when we turned onto Mount Vernon Street, leaving the inbound route again. As we turned onto North Street and entered Andover, the houses got even bigger and further apart, save for a development at one point. We turned onto River Road at the Lawrence Technical School, rejoining the inbound route.

Not even sidewalks? Aw…

We went down River Road for a bit before turning onto Campanelli Drive. This took us through a marsh and up to the…uh…Courtyard Marriott. I see, so this was a deviation? Yup, okay, we’re heading back to River Road now. Fun.

In the process of doing the deviation.

River Road got a heck of a lot wider as we crossed I-93, and there were lots of suburban businesses and office parks on the other side. We turned onto Minuteman Road, a street with a huge median serving offices galore that took us to…another Marriott. Okay, then, glad we’ve finished the hotel shuttle portion of the route.

Yay, Marriott!

We were now heading back to Lawrence, but we stayed with the outbound route back to Lawrence Technical School (minus that first Marriott deviation). While the outbound route came up to the school on North Street, we stayed on River Road, which quickly got narrow and residential after the school. Once we came back into Lawrence, though, the road became Andover Street, and it was back to office parks.

There’s a particularly industrial-looking one.

The route used to do a jog via Glenn and Shepard Streets to serve some of the offices and warehouses, but the MVRTA got rid of it recently, even though it still appears on the map! So, we just stayed on Andover Street, and we soon reached the intersection with Beacon Street again. We turned onto it just like before, and once again, that white building generated a few more people (the ones who got on before had yet to get off).

Onto Beacon Street again.

Whereas the outbound route made a right onto Mount Vernon Street, we took a left, passing two water towers and a bunch of houses. Those continued as we turned onto Jefferson Street…and Bowdoin Street…and Davis Street…and Amherst Street…and here we are back on the main route at Andover Street! What a ride, what a ride, back to Lawrence we go!

The imposing water towers.

MVRTA Route: 37 (Beacon Street)

Ridership: The 37’s weekday ridership is well above the system average at 361 passengers, but it drops way down on Saturdays to 162 people…well below the system average. My Sunday trip got 6 total people, and they all came from that white building!

Pros: I’m sure the 37 gets lots of reverse commuters on weekdays to those office parks, and it seems to attract lots of residents from the Beacon Street apartments. Also, we’ve got the classic MVRTA schedule, with buses running every hour every day, plus half-hourly service at rush hour.

Cons: Other than the route being a loopy mess? I think the 37’s biggest problem is that it serves so little that actually needs to be served outside of the peak. I mean, I doubt those sidewalk-less suburban neighborhoods are very transit oriented, and of course no one’s going to office parks on a weekend, so Beacon Street is really it. If you’re staying at those Marriotts, you’ve got a shuttle to Lawrence, not that the hotels make any effort to tell you that, or that anyone staying there would be inclined to use a bus, or that anyone staying there would at all want to go to Lawrence. Also, this one is minor, but the 37’s snow route travels in the opposite direction of the regular route for some reason. Yeah, that’s gonna end well!

Nearby and Noteworthy: This post is turning into a Marriott ad. But yeah…this bus serves two of ’em.

Final Verdict: 4/10
There has to be a way this route can be modified outside of the peak to not have to run out to the Marriotts and the office parks every single trip. Do those places generate any ridership middays or weekends? I doubt it! They certainly didn’t on my ride! Of course, shortening the route would affect the pulse back at Buckley, so honestly, there might be nothing we can do. I guess buses will just keep running out to the Marriotts every hour, seven days a week. Gosh, they could at least tell their customers that the bus exists!

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GATRA: 16 (Seekonk/Attleboro) – A.K.A. THE BUS FROM HELL

May 28, 2018 | Miles on the MBTA | 4 Comments

Usually I like to do my reviews in chronological order, but I feel compelled to write this one as soon as possible because this bus route is hell spawn and I’m worried it’ll do something awful to me if I don’t kill it ASAP. Ahem…the GATRA 16, everyone. Time for some context.

My first encounter with the 16.

ATTEMPT #1: So my first encounter with this route was over a year ago, when Nathan and I were just trying to take a humble GATRA ride from Attleboro. Our original plan was to do the 14, but that bus broke down, so we decided to do the 16 instead. That bus ended up being 25 minutes late, but at least it did come, and we were able to complete the route. However, just a few days after, GATRA announced that they were extending the route to the Market Basket next to South Attleboro Station (which I apparently gave a 5 – its score should not be that high), a significant enough extension that I decided the route needed to be ridden again. This can all be found in my 70 Minutes in Attleboro post, which concludes with this paragraph:

“NO! GATRA announced that they’re extending the route! I have to ride the stupid thing again! But at the very least, while the route was pretty bad when we rode it, this extension has made it reeeaaaalllyyyyy bad. I look forward to being able to slam it even harder than I would have! Until we meet again, 16…”

Well, it turned out that wouldn’t be for a while. I tried to incorporate it into so many itineraries, but the stupid schedule made it impossible to time with anything. I’m sorry, but I wasn’t about to wait for hours on end in South Attleboro just to ride a stupid GATRA route. Also, seriously, how the heck did that garbage station get a 5???

ATTEMPT #2: Okay, so finally, over a year later, I was able to incorporate the 16 into an itinerary. Sam and I were planning on doing a 16 to South Attleboro after our 14 ride. Great. But…it just wouldn’t come. We were waiting there and it just wouldn’t come. And as the time ticked by, we knew we would miss our train home if we missed it, and we knew that meant waiting for three hours in South Attleboro. It just couldn’t happen. It arrived almost 20 minutes late, but we had to ignore it and just hop on the train home.

ATTEMPT #3: It was clear by this point that the route had an on-time performance issue, so it needed to be handled with care. Nathan and I decided to take another stab at it as part of an after-school itinerary down on the Providence Line. We were going to get the 3:55 train from South Station, which we had plenty of time to get to from the end of school.

Oh wait…there was a mandatory rehearsal for marching band that day until 4.

“We’re definitely going to end early,” our band teacher assured us a few days before. Okay, that was promising. As long as the rehearsal ended around 3:50, we could still make the 4:30 train and get the 16 done. We could still do this.

But the rehearsal didn’t end early. It went right up until 4. But…Nathan and I were still optimistic. After all, we had made a 2:55 train to Worcester after leaving the school at 2:30, so tight Commuter Rail connections were possible. We rushed out of the gym and tried to open the door downstairs…but it was locked. “What the heck?” the percussion teacher exclaimed, fumbling through his enormous collection of keys while the bass drum players decided it was a great time to play as loudly and annoyingly as possible.

Finally, a custodian came and unlocked the door for us, and Nathan and I burst through the door ahead of everyone else. I had to crouch-run so my sousaphone wouldn’t hit the ceiling and explode, but we eventually made it downstairs to the band room door…which…was…locked. “Go through the chorus room!” Nathan said, remembering the secret hallway. We scurried through the maze of doors, popping out into the band room, and we scrambled to put our stuff away as quickly as possible.

By the time we were done, everyone else had made it in, and they were standing around near the exit. We pushed through them and sprinted down the hallway, coming out and heading towards Harvard. We had considered doing a 68 that would arrive a little before 4, but clearly that wasn’t happening, so Red Line it was.

We got down to the platform just as a train was closing its doors. Darn it! But the next one was in three minutes, which was a good distance – it was soon, but it was far enough behind the previous train that it wouldn’t be too slow. The train came, we got on, and we were off.

The Red Line likes to dwell. A lot. It was clear by the time we got to Kendall and we were just sitting there that we weren’t going to make the train from South Station. But maybe we could make it from Back Bay or Ruggles? “There’s an Orange Line train that times perfectly,” Nathan said, looking at the MBTA live map.

So, at Downtown Crossing, we pushed through the crowd, did the transfer of death, and…just barely missed the train. There was another one in three minutes, though! We hopped on, and it actually moved at a decent clip. Plus, the Providence train was running a minute late, which wasn’t much, but it was something.

We stayed on through Back Bay because the Commuter Rail and the Orange Line were scheduled to take the same amount of time to Ruggles, and we would be able to see the train in the Southwest Corridor en route. As our subway car arrived at Ruggles, we could just barely see the Commuter Rail train stopped there. We sprinted out, well-knowing we would miss it, and…yep, there it goes. Had any one of the things that went wrong not gone wrong, we would’ve been fine!!!!

But there was still a chance with the 4:53 train. It would arrive at South Attleboro at 5:57, while the bus leaves it at 5:59. It was a long shot, but the 16 is often late, so it seemed plausible that it would work. The train made it down to South Attleboro in good time, and we got out and started looking around.

OH MY GOD IT EXISTS!!!!!

THERE IT WAS!!! It was coming down that access road that runs parallel to the Commuter Rail tracks right next to the station! Now, as anyone who has ever seen a GATRA bus knows, you can “Give us a wave!” at any point on any route to get the bus to stop. Given that this was a local road with slow-moving traffic and a sidewalk, it seemed perfectly reasonable to wave for the bus here. And so wave we did.

The driver had a look of fury in his eyes. As the bus slowly moved past us, he motioned a huge “NO” with his arms and jutted his thumb back towards the Market Basket. Wait…but…but…but nothing. The bus drove straight by. As far as I could tell, we were waiting in a perfectly safe spot that presented no reason that a “wave” couldn’t be given. I have no idea how I prevented myself from yelling at the driver from the sidewalk. Actually, I have no idea how I’m currently preventing myself from writing in all-caps right now, considering how angrily I’m pounding the keyboard remembering this scene.

ATTEMPT #4: We needed revenge on this bus. The next day was a late start at school, so Nathan and I devised a plan to get the 16 done in the morning. We got the 7:25 train from South Station, which would arrive at South Attleboro at 8:20. The bus leaves at 8:59. Plenty of time to figure out where it actually boards, so we wouldn’t have to deal with any of the waving ambiguity.

It’s at this point that I ought to show you the route map, so you can know that I’m not lying when I say it was slightly difficult to tell where the bus actually stops. Let’s just compare the route map to a real-life map:

Okay, you can see there’s a bit of…er…distortion with the GATRA map, which pretends to be geographically accurate but clearly isn’t. Still, the other two timepoints in the map section shown are pretty easy to find. Central Plaza is at the location of the plaza on Central Ave, while “Knight and South Main” is at the intersection with Knight Ave and South Main Street (although actually, Knight Ave intersects with South Main Street twice, and the route map shows the stop at one intersection while GATRA’s GTFS data on Google Maps put the stop at the other intersection, so who knows what the timepoint really is…I used the one on Google Maps).

But Market Basket? Who knows??? First of all, the GATRA map puts the Market Basket way further into Massachusetts than it actually is, not to mention it inserts some mysterious diagonal ghost road running south of it that doesn’t exist (if it’s supposed to be County Street, then it’s in the complete wrong location). And what the heck does it show the bus doing? Just kinda meandering up? The best thing I can get from that, and what we got at the time, is that it goes into the parking lot (by the way, those bus stops on Google Maps appear to the user as RIPTA stops, so ignore them).

Basically, what we extrapolated from this was: the map makes no sense, but it’s GATRA, so it’s most likely going to directly serve the Market Basket. And actually, we didn’t know this at the time, but if you zoom in close enough on the map, there is a GATRA stop shown right outside the Market Basket. So anyone would think it directly goes there. Thus, after buying a few snacks from inside, we perched ourselves outside the store and waited for that 8:59 bus. Finally, at around 9:10 (because of course it was late), we saw the bus come off of Newport Ave and take a right. Awesome.

But then…it took another right. It was looping around on the connector road! “No no no no no no no,” I said in disbelief as we started running up towards Newport Ave. “We can get it on the other side!” I said as we came up to the road. It was a six-lane highway. There was no way we were getting across that, but I kept looking for openings anyway.

There was the bus coming from the other side. I waved my arms off, thinking there was a possibility we could maybe make it across this highway without getting killed. The driver gave a “What am I supposed to do?” hand motion and drove off. I don’t think I’ve ever screamed so loudly in my life.

Okay, but granted, it wasn’t the driver’s fault this time. It’s just that, oh, I dunno, WHOEVER MADE THE 16’S ROUTE MAP HAS NO IDEA HOW GEOGRAPHY WORKS!!!!!! I’m fine with a diagram. I’m fine with a geographically-accurate map. But doing a mixture of BOTH is the stupidest thing! You can’t pretend it’s a geographic map when you’re heavily distorting reality! Also, PLEASE JUST USE ACTUAL ROADS! If it had just shown the bus looping around on the connector road, we would’ve known to get it from the RIPTA stop! But NO, we just get a random splotch of route and GATRA expects us to know what that means! AT LEAST PUT THE REAL STOP ON GOOGLE MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTEMPT #5: Okay, this was it. We were going to get it this time. Kill this bus route from hell once and for all. The next day, we had another marching rehearsal after school. Luckily, the band had improved sufficiently enough that we could end early. Well, “early” meaning 3:53 or so. Also, there were no doors locked this time, so we could put our stuff away quickly and get out of the school.

We were shooting for the 4:30 train. We could get that 68 this time, except…except it wasn’t coming. Why was the tracker only at 5 minutes? Why was the bus just sitting at one spot without moving? We both realized it at the same time: Harvard graduation. Buses were on detour. That was out. Time to run to the Red Line again.

That was easier said than done, of course. There were so many slow people, and we were lucky if we could get a hundred feet of open space to actually run. We eventually made it down to the Harvard platform, and it was packed. When the train came in, everyone slowwwwwwwwwwwly moved in, and we were crush loaded by the time we could leave at 4:11.

The dwells were worse than usual. We departed Park Street at around 4:25 and started to get into position to leave. “You trying to get a train?” someone asked. “Yeah, the 4:30,” Nathan responded. “Yeah, you’re not gonna make that,” the person said, “I have a 4:40, so I’m good.” Okay, thanks for the encouragement, sir.

We came into South Station at 4:28 and some change, but the few people ahead of us were leaving the train so slowly. Finally, we were able to push past them, sprint up the stairs, and enter into the main station. I saw some runners for our train, which was a good sign. We came up close behind them, and just barely made it on board before it left at 4:30 and 30 seconds.

We had made it onto the train, but we couldn’t celebrate yet. The devil bus had yet to be conquered. We were getting it from Attleboro this time, arriving on the train slightly late at around 5:19. That was okay, though – the bus was a 5:26 departure. The real problem was that we didn’t have all that much screw-up time on the 16 – the bus was scheduled to arrive at South Attleboro at 5:53, and the train home was a 6:09. 16 minutes of screw-up time, or else it would be a 90-minute wait for the next train.

A neat discovery in Attleboro was that GATRA now has a real-time departure board there! It was the ugliest real-time departure board I’ve ever seen, and I wish I had gotten a picture of it now, but it was really nice to have, especially given the circumstances. The board said the bus would be four minutes late, which was okay.

But it kept getting later. And later. And later. Finally, at 5:34, the devil bus came into the busway. “I’ve gotta take a quick break,” the driver said to us. “It’ll only be a minute…or two.” Nathan and I looked at each other. We silently agreed that we were going to get on this thing and ride it in its entirety, regardless of how many punches it would try to throw. If we had to wait an hour and a half…so be it.

I hate you. I HATE you.

The driver came back, and we stepped into the gates of hell. It had tried to stop us so many times, but we were finally on board the 16. We were going to do this. We left the busway, came onto South Main Street, and…ran into a ton of traffic. But wait! The bus makes a right onto Mill Street! We left the jam, going under the Commuter Rail tracks, and then took a left onto Union Street.

Ha! Bye!!!

This was an industrial backlot kind of area, but it did have the fancy GATRA Union Street Shelter, where we dropped one of our passengers off. We turned onto Park Street from there, which took on a more residential bent, but the huge Sturdy Hospital appeared when we turned onto O’Neil Boulevard. We dropped another passenger off at the stop across the street from the hospital.

Some of the houses in the neighborhood.

O’Neil Boulevard soon turned industrial, though, and there were lots of warehouses and offices along there until we turned onto Maple Street. This dense residential road was supposed to be a straight shot to our next timepoint, Attleboro Crossing, but some construction forced us to detour onto Lafayette Street. Looks like we won’t make it from Union Street to Attleboro Crossing in the scheduled four minutes…not that that’s possible under normal circumstances, mind you.

Darn this detour!

We turned onto Mulberry Street, and we had to cut across South Main Street in order to actually get into Attleboro Crossing, a really boring shopping plaza. I will give this to GATRA: under normal circumstances, it’s actually a really good deviation, since the route jogs through it in both directions rather than properly deviates. There’s even a shelter on the outbound side, and it makes sense that it’s there, since we’ve basically looped back to the transit center at this point – it’s less than a fifteen minute walk away.

Not a great menu of stores.

Someone got on here, and of course they had to have a conversation with the driver before paying their fare. We were already late! Let’s go! Hurry up! We maneuvered around to leave the mall and turned onto South Main Street, whose houses quickly got less dense and more suburban. We were basically just cruising past leafy houses without stopping, with me checking how we were doing versus the schedule (we were late) and Nathan checking how the train was doing (it was on time).

A leafy side road.

We came into a place called Dodgeville, which had a gas station and a few dense apartments and housing developments, but no one got off here. Going by a big factory, there were a few more apartments before we went over the Northeast Corridor. We went by a field and a cemetery on the other side, but it was mostly just more suburban houses.

A little garden, I guess?

We suddenly turned onto the tiny Knight Ave, and assuming this was the “Knight and South Main” timepoint, we were now 16 minutes late, which was the exact amount of screw-up time that was allotted. If the other intersection between Knight and South Main was the timepoint, we were even later. We were almost certain we wouldn’t make the train at this point. It didn’t help that when dropping our remaining passengers off at an apartment building called Hebron Village, one of them just had to hold a conversation with the driver. PLEASE stop talking!!!!!!!!

Coming back onto South Main Street.

We used Webber Street to go back onto South Main Street, which crossed the Northeast Corridor again. There were some businesses as we entered Seekonk and the road became Central Ave, and actually, there were some little retail spots on occasion between the houses now. However, we hit another traffic jam near a large intersection with a ton of businesses around it, including a Stop & Shop.

A side street.

Central Ave curved westward at this intersection, and we went with it, going through a residential neighborhood. We had to deviate to serve Central Plaza, serving a shelter that was literally about 30 feet from the road. Also, Central Plaza has to have been one of the most ugly, boring, and nothing shopping centers I’ve ever seen, let alone deviated into.

That’s about it for Central Plaza.

We entered Pawtucket, Rhode Island immediately after Central Plaza. GATRA buses can’t stop while in Rhode Island, a no-stop zone that’s actually marked on the map (tell that to the driver from Attempt #3). It’s ironic, though, since this is probably the densest area in GATRA’s entire system. Aside from an elementary school, it was all dense houses every which way.

Oh, and a mattress shop, I guess.

Nathan checked the progress of the train again. “It’s running three minutes late!” he exclaimed. Oh my God, we actually had a chance. It was 6:05 when we turned onto Newport Ave, going by retail on both sides, but we were barely paying attention anymore. We had to be ready to get off this thing when we arrived. We crossed over the Northeast Corridor into Massachusetts and made the right onto the connector road.

So…close…!

We got off at the RIPTA stop and started running down the pedestrian-unfriendly roads. We had to stay on the northern side of the connector road in order to get to the staircase to the station footbridge, so we sprinted along the sidewalk-less connector road in its tunnel, then we bounded up the footbridge stairs two at a time. We crossed over and flew down the ramp to the platform, where there were people, and…here comes the train. The train is pulling up. We are stepping onto the train. We…we…we did it. WE. CONQUERED. THE. 16!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn’t have time to get a picture of the bus, so here’s us going onto the connector road.

GATRA Route: The Bus From Hell

Ridership: The 16, even in its non-Market Basket serving form, actually got decent ridership for GATRA standards. On weekdays, it had 133 average riders, while on Saturdays, it got about 60. That meant around 4-6 people per one-way trip, which is…I mean, it’s GATRA, so…

Pros: You know, I never thought that the underworld would benefit from a bus system, but it seems like the 16 actually gets some people. And after all, GATRA is a fitting agency to operate down there. Okay, okay, in all seriousness, the route does connect up some good locations, and on our trip, all of the deviations got people.

Cons: HMMMMMMMMMMMM…LET’S JUST RUN THROUGH ALL THE REASONS I COULDN’T RIDE IT!

ATTEMPTS #1 AND #2: THE BUS WAS REALLY LATE. YES, THE 16 HAS HORRIBLE ON-TIME PERFORMANCE, AND IT DOESN’T HELP THAT IT’S INTERLINED WITH THE 10, ANOTHER ROUTE WITH AWFUL ON-TIME PERFORMANCE. IT GETS NO TIME DURING THE INTERLINE, TOO, SO IT’S ALMOST GUARANTEED TO BE LATE! GATRA NEEDS TO CHANGE THE TIMING ON ALL OF ITS ATTLEBORO ROUTES, I SWEAR.
ATTEMPT #3: OKAY, THEY HAVE TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR ABOUT WHERE YOU CAN AND CANNOT FLAG DOWN THE BUS. MVRTA DOES THIS VERY WELL, SHOWING CLEARLY ON THE MAP WHERE THE BUS DOESN’T STOP. DOES GATRA DO THAT????? NOPE, WE LEARN THE HARD WAY: FROM A DRIVER ANGRILY SAYING “NO.”
ATTEMPT #4: THIS. ROUTE’S. MAP. IS. AWFUL. ROADS THAT DON’T EXIST, COMPLETELY DISTORTED GEOGRAPHY, A MADE-UP ROUTE…AND IT DOESN’T HELP THAT ON GOOGLE MAPS, THE STOP IS SHOWN AT MARKET BASKET. THIS IS SO BAFFLINGLY INCOMPETENT!
INTERIM ATTEMPTS BETWEEN #1 AND #2: YEAH, REMEMBER HOW I MENTIONED THIS ROUTE DOESN’T TIME WITH ANYTHING? I GUESS THAT’S NOT REALLY ITS FAULT, BUT THIS SCHEDULE MAKES NO SENSE. HERE ARE SOME OF THE WEEKDAY DEPARTURES FROM ATTLEBORO: 8:30, 9:35, 10:28, 11:33, 12:32…YUP, I’M GETTING MWRTA FLASHBACKS! IF THE TIMES ARE GOING TO BE SO FREAKING WEIRD, HOW ABOUT YOU AT LEAST USE REALISTIC RUNNING TIMES SO THE ROUTE ISN’T LATE ALL THE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nearby and Noteworthy: THIS ROUTE WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL AND YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD. DON’T USE IT FOR ANYTHING.

Final Verdict: 2/10

HA! I’VE DONE IT! I’VE RIDDEN YOU FROM END TO FREAKING END! THERE’S NOTHING ELSE YOU CAN DO, 16! I’VE GOT YOU CORNERED! I DON’T CARE THAT YOU ACTUALLY GET SOME PEOPLE SO I KINDA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A 2! IT’S TIME FOR YOU…TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU STUPID HELLSPAWN GATRA BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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